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Created on 2017-04-09 18:08:44 (#2990317), last updated 2017-06-20 (1 week ago)

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Birthdate:Dec 31
Location:Melbourne, Florida, United States of America
• (X)STJ
• A native Californian (Silicon Valley/San Francisco Bay Area)
• Unwillingly transplanted Floridian
• A fan of (almost) all things Canadian
• A coffee addict/snob
• A devout (and somewhat militant) Secular Humanist.
• A devoted fan of the Oxford Comma.
• An Ordained Minister of the Church of Life
• A Fire Horse year, Rat month, Dragon hour
• A professional bassist (and occasionally inept guitarist)
• #1 on someone's speed dial under "Getting Rid Of A Corpse"
• Continually awarded "Disgruntled Employee Of The Month"
• An incorrigible flirt
• A published journalist
• A music geek
• A dedicated video gamer

I like being an iconoclast. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than turning your sacred cow into my next cheeseburger. I question authority. I don't follow party lines or established ideologies. I love to question the status quo. I REALLY love poking holes in traditions and belief systems. I scoff at those who choose to be rebellious, but in a conformist sort of way. "I'm a nonconformist!" they cry - yeah, just like everyone else in their socio-economic stratum. I prefer to conform -- it makes life simpler. I just do it in a rebellious sort of way.

"And now, my friend, the first rule of Italian driving..." [rips off the rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car] "...what's behind me is not important." - Raul Julia, "Gumball Rally"
"Life can suck, and often does, but there are billions of beautiful things in this world, and if you can't be bothered to lose yourself in a single moment of awesome, like laughing uproariously at a dirty joke, wiping away a tear after listening to beautiful piece of music or hearing a poem, or staring in fascination at the Grand Canyon or the Rocky Mountains, then I have no use for you." - Me
"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life." - Bilbo Baggins

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'80s music, (parenthetical asides), amateur porn, baroque music, bass guitar, being a coffee snob, being a geek, being a godless heathen, being an only child, blade runner, bookstores, buckaroo banzai, calvin and hobbes, canada, chai, cheese, chocolate, classic rock, classical music, coffee, cold war espionage novels, comedy, computers, cooking, craig ferguson, darth vader, denis leary, dorothy parker, eddie izzard, epcot, erotica, exhibitionism, fhqwhgads, firefly, flirting, florida, games, geek girls, geeks, great big sea, hard rock, harry potter, heavy metal, henry rollins, indiana jones, intelligence, intelligent conversation, j.s. bach, jay and silent bob, jimmy buffett, kevin smith, kissing, lord of the rings, making fun of people, making out, microserfs, military aviation, mocking bad movies, mocking pretentious people, monty python's flying circus, mst3k, music, non-sparkly vampires, northern california, nurturing my inner sith, ocean's 11, photography, pink floyd, politics, queen, queensryche, rain, reading, real genius, rocky horror picture show, rush, sacred cow tipping, san francisco, sapiosexuality, sarcasm, schadenfreude, scotland, secular humanism, sensuality, sex, shakespeare, silicon valley, smooth jazz, spelling my interests correctly, star trek, star wars, stephen king, sting, sunsets, sushi, the beatles, the chronicles of narnia, the far side, the sims, the sopranos, the stand, the west wing, thunderstorms, vampires, video games, vintage video games, voyeurism, weird al yankovic, writing, ебать твою мать товарищи
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